Humor
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You’d think I’d know better by now. Little can ruin a great mood for me better than my mail. Granted, I once thought getting mail was the awesomest thing in the world. For example, when I was in college I just died inside if I didn’t get something other than campus memos in my box.
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“It’s the ‘desecration of the greens!’” I complained to my coworker Connie the other day. Proud of my feat of wordplay, I disappeared into our office break room before emerging again with more post-Christmas fodder: “It’s the ‘abomination of advent.’” Thud. Not so clever. So much for wordplay! I was describing the “undecorating” of our
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On the ninth day of Christmas, that is. Which happens to be… today. Seen any ladies dancing? Me neither. But somewhere on this planet there must be nine ladies dancing.The song says so, that’s why! Speaking of which, why would someone’s true love give them nine ladies dancing for Christmas? Sounds a little strange to
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On this most holy of evenings I bring you… Mr. Bean. At his best. We cackled for an entire week in the church office when we first saw this clip on YouTube. For those not acquainted with the majesty of Mr. Bean, here’s a primer. British comic Rowan Atkinson played a character named “Mr. Bean”
J.C. Newton 